the cat that just casually fucking hiccuped and probably summoned the dark lord
watch one cat at a time .
omg i cantHaha momma cat looks so confused and apologetic at the same time
Awww poor Momma cat
Crying. CRYING.
(via givemeamuseum)
Comfort Me With Offal: Ruth's Rules: A Culinary Kama Sutra
My good friend Michael Ruhlman has written eloquently about the art of lovemaking while roasting a chicken. It’s a philosophy of living that combines cooking, multitasking, and horniness, and it’s one that, as you might imagine, I’ve totally fucking embraced.
There’s no need to limit yourself…
THIS.
“the entire world can see your bald spot.”
“shut up dickwad.”
“Can’t all the money in grannie’s royal treasury buy you a decent weave?”
“Harry I swear to god”
“Don’t let Kate see that. She might leave you for a man with hair. Like meeeee.”
(Source: chiaroscuro)






